What the fuck is the problem with 24? Can't they go one season without killing a major character, murdering thousands of people, or finding conflicts at exactly the end of every hour of the day? How many TV Americans have to die for my entertainment? More and more are dying each day. Act now to stop it! Only you can prevent fictionalized death.
It's like the Rolling Stones and their hit songs; 24 found a perfect formula for a TV crack. But thanks to themeat.org's research labs, we've cracked their formula. Now anybody can make their own season of 24. This bit of text should cover your first four or five episodes.
A terrorist group from ___________ has obtained
a place
__________ ___________ ___________ that they will
a number adjective plural noun
use to terrorize the American ___________. The
plural noun
only _________ who can ________ everyone from this
noun verb
is ______________ Bauer. ___________ has years of
a first name same name
training as a _________ and can use ___________ with
noun plural noun
lethal accuracy. Only after the government ___________
adjective
unit foils the ________ do they learn the enemy really
noun
has __________ ___________ ___________ and that their
a number adjective plural noun
real plan is to _________ ___________ _____________.
verb adjective plural noun
President ________ is in for a long __________ hours.
a name a number
